Worlds Biggest Idiot (non-ski)

I'm still not quite sure what this redneck with a Captain America costume was trying to accomplish

My Return To Blogging

Hey everyone, how's it going? I took a break from posting on my blog, but I've decided to come back and start posting again. Here's a funny ski video.

Top 5 Cheap Beers

1. Carling
2. James Ready 5.5
3. Maclays
4. Pabst Blue Ribbon
5. Cold Shots

Feel free to comment on my list and/or post your own list in the comments!

Top 5 TV shows (non-ski)

1. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

2. Dexter

3. How to make it in America

4. Californication

5. Entourage

What about you guys? Post your list in my comments

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (non-ski)

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Up to 11... (non-ski)

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.

Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

Marty DiBergi: I don't know.

Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

Nigel Tufnel: These go to eleven.

Chris Rock Quote (non-ski)

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. - Chris Rock